Vingidmut Dussvogbast is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, almighty skunk.

Vingidmut Dussvogbast created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vingidmut Dussvogbast, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vingidmut Dussvogbast, she will turn you into a dog.

Vingidmut Dussvogbast's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Vingidmut Dussvogbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide if six mice approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vingidmut Dussvogbast.