Gat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering unicorn.

Gat created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gat, he will turn you into a dog.

Gat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Worship no other gods but Gat.

3. Gat loves voles, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never think about moons.