Gat is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, staggering
unicorn.
Gat created bats three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gat, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gat, he will turn you into a dog.
Gat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Gat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Worship no other gods but Gat.
3. Gat loves voles, so they must be honoured.
4. Never hurt turtles.
5. Never think about moons.