Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet
is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent
fox
.
Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet
created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet
, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet
, she will destroy your favourite star.
Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet's
most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
4. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Lidgatxem Fligwiksis Likwikbet on top of important buildings.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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