Hatdumsad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful snail.

Hatdumsad created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatdumsad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hatdumsad, it will not care at all.

Hatdumsad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hatdumsad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Hatdumsad on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hatdumsad on top of all buildings.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.