Timcincan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome raccoon.

Timcincan created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Timcincan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Timcincan, she will not invite you to parties.

Timcincan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Timcincan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.