Ragbedstik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing sheep.

Ragbedstik created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbedstik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragbedstik, she will be very sad.

Ragbedstik's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Ragbedstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Never wear blue coats.