Jingidvad is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous toad.

Jingidvad created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jingidvad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jingidvad, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jingidvad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jingidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill cats.
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