Hatraktif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent wren.

Hatraktif created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Hatraktif, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hatraktif, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hatraktif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hatraktif's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hatraktif's priests.

2. Never mention tapirs.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about apples.