Garvinhad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing wasp.

Garvinhad created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garvinhad, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Garvinhad, it will send you a sign.

Garvinhad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Garvinhad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.