Hogbaghim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, idiotic fish.

Hogbaghim created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbaghim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hogbaghim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hogbaghim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hogbaghim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear corsets.