Dogbodvon is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying
spider.
Dogbodvon created everything that exists four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogbodvon, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dogbodvon, it will jump up and down on your head.
Dogbodvon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Dogbodvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never mention gulls.