Dogbodvon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying spider.

Dogbodvon created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogbodvon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogbodvon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dogbodvon's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dogbodvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never mention gulls.