Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow is a god.
He takes the form of a large, unfair
crocodile.
Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow, he will turn you into a sheep.
Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Nanrenpodvigbisstamrow's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.
2. Do not hurt great tits.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not wear indigo clothing.
5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.