Gonpityart is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable warg.

Gonpityart created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonpityart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gonpityart, he will turn you into a slug.

Gonpityart's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gonpityart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Gonpityart must be the most important thing in your life.