Pinlagnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust dryad.

Pinlagnarl created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Pinlagnarl, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pinlagnarl, he will come to you in dreams.

Pinlagnarl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pinlagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not take Pinlagnarl's name in vain.