Labjonran is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, quiet parrot.

Labjonran created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labjonran, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labjonran, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Labjonran's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Labjonran's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Labjonran's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Labjonran loves birds, so they must be respected.