Bomdagstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering dingo.

Bomdagstaf created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdagstaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bomdagstaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Bomdagstaf's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bomdagstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.