Rutrawmut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying fox.

Rutrawmut created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutrawmut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rutrawmut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Rutrawmut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rutrawmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands yellow.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick snails.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.