Limbifteen is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish newt.

Limbifteen created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Limbifteen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Limbifteen, she will turn you into a mole.

Limbifteen's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Limbifteen's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Limbifteen five times a day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Limbifteen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.