Staffasgof is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless wasp.

Staffasgof created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Staffasgof, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Staffasgof, she will send you a sign.

Staffasgof's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Staffasgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not hurt doves.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.