Wanpoddab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered beaver.

Wanpoddab created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanpoddab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wanpoddab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Wanpoddab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wanpoddab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wanpoddab.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.