Flowhugpark is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Flowhugpark created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowhugpark, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flowhugpark, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flowhugpark's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Flowhugpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowhugpark.

3. Never paint your head cyan.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about fire.