Arnpomcem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud hedgehog.

Arnpomcem created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnpomcem, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnpomcem, it will send you a sign.

Arnpomcem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Arnpomcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never skip near foxes.

3. Hide from pink mice for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Arnpomcem's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.