Larncadhen is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful ant.

Larncadhen created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larncadhen, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larncadhen, she will try to impress you with trees.

Larncadhen's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Larncadhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your head green.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Always pray immersed in water.