Cabnaktit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, grumpy jackal.

Cabnaktit created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnaktit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cabnaktit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabnaktit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cabnaktit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cabnaktit.

2. Never run near gulls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry doves.