Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome pigeon.

Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rakmadgad Mitvagkabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about nebulae.