Gunflisdagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast ant.

Gunflisdagdon created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunflisdagdon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gunflisdagdon, it will turn you into a frog.

Gunflisdagdon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gunflisdagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Run away if three seals approach from the north.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Run away from blue birds, for they are unholy.