Bifsandwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive human.

Bifsandwit created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifsandwit, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifsandwit, she will ignore you.

Bifsandwit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bifsandwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Bifsandwit.