Mantitken is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable hippopotamus.

Mantitken created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mantitken, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mantitken, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mantitken's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mantitken's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Mantitken.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.