Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust beaver.

Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttbonkluncapkambedjipbud loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.