Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient hare.

Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Worship no other gods but Signatbarn Flylenzan Begbabfenkabfonjin.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Always pray immersed in water.