Mongenlib is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, smart parrot.

Mongenlib created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mongenlib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mongenlib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mongenlib's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Mongenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Mongenlib.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about planets.