Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving ferret.

Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Dapbogyokgunfudgepyart on top of important buildings.