Gentimmethab Davfosshiv is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever dragonfly.

Gentimmethab Davfosshiv created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gentimmethab Davfosshiv, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gentimmethab Davfosshiv, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gentimmethab Davfosshiv's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gentimmethab Davfosshiv's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Gentimmethab Davfosshiv must be the most important thing in your life.