Migcadfly is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient goose.

Migcadfly created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcadfly, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migcadfly, it will refuse to believe in you.

Migcadfly's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Migcadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near doves.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat apples.