Midhubweg is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, staggering wasp.

Midhubweg created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Midhubweg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midhubweg, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Midhubweg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Midhubweg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.