Bissnatnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ruthless cobra.

Bissnatnarl created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnatnarl, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bissnatnarl, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bissnatnarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bissnatnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.