Rillgupcat Jabquatmis is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic dove.

Rillgupcat Jabquatmis created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillgupcat Jabquatmis, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rillgupcat Jabquatmis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rillgupcat Jabquatmis' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Rillgupcat Jabquatmis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rillgupcat Jabquatmis.

2. Never talk about porpoises.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.