Besstraglig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless hamster.

Besstraglig created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besstraglig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Besstraglig, it will come to you in dreams.

Besstraglig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Besstraglig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Do not covet oxen.