Hungubsan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited aardvark.

Hungubsan created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hungubsan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hungubsan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Hungubsan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hungubsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.