Pidmiglopdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental yak.

Pidmiglopdoss created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidmiglopdoss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidmiglopdoss, it will be very unhappy.

Pidmiglopdoss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pidmiglopdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured doves.