Zedvadsan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud hare.

Zedvadsan created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Zedvadsan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedvadsan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zedvadsan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Zedvadsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Never think about amino acids.