Karlenarf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful fish.

Karlenarf created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karlenarf, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Karlenarf, she will turn you into a worm.

Karlenarf's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Karlenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Karlenarf must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Karlenarf on top of all buildings.

4. Never sing near tapirs.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.