Rulgebflis is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, all-powerful skunk.

Rulgebflis created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulgebflis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rulgebflis, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rulgebflis' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Rulgebflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.