Vollanyarbum is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet chinchilla.

Vollanyarbum created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vollanyarbum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vollanyarbum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vollanyarbum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vollanyarbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Hide if five bats approach from the east.