Padgumcun Dobmigcip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive human.

Padgumcun Dobmigcip created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padgumcun Dobmigcip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Padgumcun Dobmigcip, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Padgumcun Dobmigcip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Padgumcun Dobmigcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to hamsters while wearing purple skirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.