Disscitzak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent alligator.

Disscitzak created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscitzak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Disscitzak, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Disscitzak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Disscitzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.