Kargemjip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty hamster.

Kargemjip created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kargemjip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kargemjip, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kargemjip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kargemjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help otters.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.