Poggabbim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty weasel.

Poggabbim created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poggabbim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Poggabbim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Poggabbim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Poggabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Poggabbim loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear green.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Always stare at clouds.