Vegfedfed is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart crocodile.

Vegfedfed created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfedfed, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegfedfed, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vegfedfed's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vegfedfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.