Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent rat.

Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud, he will be very sad.

Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Farmobgubcem Rapwikfud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the east.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never talk about snakes.